A. surfing small waves in north seawell, mass., this morning in 52-degree water, 65-degree air, sunny, west winds
B. “blue crush” on tv after my surf session
C. “dog the bounty hunter” on a different channel at the same time
answer: It’s a tie between B & C. Those suck more than a mediocre surf session, and thus pull you furthest from any sense of aloha.